John, with former Niven fishing lodge |
Like
many of the older locks on the river, Rushey Lock has an interesting history. The
grandfather of actor David Niven built a fishing lodge there, and it now serves
as the lock keeper’s residence. David Niven, himself, often stayed there, as
did a long list of his contemporaries, such as Elizabeth Taylor. It’s hard to
imagine today’s stars staying in a place so small.
Stella and Andrew |
Patrick |
Back
on the footpath, I met Andrew (from Connecticut) and Stella, his sister (from
England), who were completing another leg of the Thames Path. Patrick, a solo
walker approaching 80, was also completing another section.
Overgrown path (notice nettles) |
Beyond
Radcot Bridge, the trail passed through extensive marshlands, part of the river’s
flood plain. Due to last winter’s flooding, the trail was extensively
overgrown. Walking through the marsh grass was like post holing through powder on
snow shoes. Each footstep sank deeply into the grass requiring a gait more akin
to high-step marching than walking. The marching was easy, though, compared to
the bushwhacking required to pass through the stinging nettles where the trail
exited the marshland.
As
many of you know, I’m not without friends in high places, and when King Arthur
realized that I was in dire straits, he sent Mark to the rescue. As quickly as
you could say Camelot, Mark whizzed by me in his tractor and cleared the
footpath to a condition fitting for the passage of royalty. Hey, Mark, YOU DA MAN!!
But
King Arthur wasn’t finished yet. At Buscot Lock, he sent the Gloustershire
Search and Rescue Team to protect me just in case I were to fall into the lock.
As they finished their training, these strong, dedicated and brave men sought my
advice for attracting women. Of course, backpacks are best, but if you don’t
have a backpack a uniform will probably do. They all sported super uniforms,
and shouldn’t have any trouble attracting women once I leave the country.
But
for now, I’m busy attracting cattle, some of whom seem determined to block my
way. I pushed past him, however, and made my way to the B&B. It had soap in
the shower. I just know that if I buy that lottery ticket, I’ll never have to
work again – and every day will be a rest day like today!!
© 2014 Ken Klug
As far as days off goes, I think you just got a pretty good one. Except for snow shoeing in mud and a cow messing with your good nature, it went pretty good.
ReplyDeleteSurely those thenSearc and Rescue guys appreciated your tips on attracting the ladies....if they only knew the kind you attract....😱
Well, as you know, most ladies are attracted by my good looks, but once they realize that I'm more than just another pretty face, they lose interest -- except for Janet, of course, but she claims she was never attracted by my pretty face.
DeleteBoy you do get regular visits from the cavalry, in this case the mechanised division - what next. Ann and I are enjoying the blog, may the good weather stay with you.
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